How to make a toddler stationary

In just a few easy steps, you to can have a child that is essentially glued in place. For this situation, I used a cell phone, however, I believe any 'forbidden' item that can be attached to a wall will work.

1) dangle cell phone in front of child
2) lure him to desired location
3) plug cell phone into the wall
4) allow child to handle forbidden item-watch and enjoy

This photo was taken 4 minutes after he was lured to the chair. This is the longest amount of time he has spent sitting (unrestrained) since learning to walk on his cast. 4 minutes of mommy heaven. Enough time to pee AND wash my hands!!!